Three Fucking Laws of Management If you learn them, no one can beat you in Corporate Management, but unfortunately even Harvard Business School does not teach them.

1. Fucking Law of Delivery Time – No matter how hard and fast you fuck, the child comes after 9 months.
Moral – Pressurizing does not alter delivery period.
2. Fucking Law of Direction – Even though both holes  are nearby, if by a wrong shot, you enter the wrong hole, no matter how hard you fuck, you never get a child.
Moral – Right direction is very important to get the results, even few centimeters away from right direction, even if it gives satisfaction, cannot lead to results.
3. Fucking Law of Human Resources – By appointing 4 men to fuck 1 woman, you cannot get 4 children, but if you appoint one man and 4 women, you can get 4 children.
Moral – Appoint the right person at the right position. Otherwise you would keep on wondering, why you are not getting the results even after appointing more men.