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There were three guys,

a German,

a Hungarian, and

a Romanian.

They had been traveling for days and were very, hungry. They came across a farm that had hundreds of fruits.

While they were eating, the farmer came out and caught them.
The farmer said, “Since I’m in a good mood today, I won’t kill you…but only If you stuff 100 of your favorite fruit up your ass without laughing.

The German was up first. He chose cherries as his favorite fruit. cherries
He got up to 78 and burst out laughing.

So the farmer shot him with a shotgun.

The Hungarian was next and chose grapes. grapes
He got up to 92 but started laughing so the farmer shot him too.

When the Hungarian and the German arrived up in heaven,
an angel asked them why they laughed. They both replied,

“We saw the Romanian with watermelons.”watermelon