This couple had been married happily for the last 20 years when suddenly this happened…
COUPLE : [more giggles]
Since they got married, everytime they made love, the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous and she figured she break him out of this crazy habit.
So on night while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down… and saw her husband was holding a battery operated pleasure device, a vibrator, soft wonderful and larger than a real one.
She went completely ballistic.
“You impotent bastard” she screamed at him,,, “how could you be lying to me all of these years? you better explain yourself!!”
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly…”I’ll explain the TOY, but you explain the kids !!!!”