wife-husband-2

Short Facts……

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Wife : “why are u home so early?”

Hubby :  “My boss said go to hell!”
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Doctor : How is ur headache ?
Patient : she’s out of town.
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No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life:
(1) Mobile
(2) Automobile
(3) TV
(4) Wife
Because, there is always a better model in neighborhood
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Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.

It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!
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Whisky is a brilliant invention.

One double and you start feeling single again.
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