This husband returned from his work and after looking at his wife for few minutes.. said something ..
HUSBAND WIFE : [more giggles]
a man comes from work enters in the living room after insistently looking at his wife for few minutes
My dear, with new glasses, I do not like you absolutely at all!
Your mother-in-law will die in two days.
– But my dear, I don’t wear glasses!
– I know you don’t honey, but I do!!