This drunk was very proud of his ability to still…
more Two drunks were sitting in a bar. The first one :you when I was 30 and got a hard-on, I couldn't bend it with either of my hands. By…
These two friends were at a bar when one on them told the another about his 6 year old son and secretary..
PREGNANT : Jack and Danny two childhood friends were at a restaurant in london, after few rounds of drinks, they started discussing about their Husbandry. He looked up from the…
Two Blondes in deep winter were looking for something in the forest
Two Blondes : doua blonde cautau prin padure un brad de craciun. Dupa o zi intreaga de stat in frig una dintre ele ii spune celeilalte: Auzi, n-ar fi mai…
Husband was reading newspaper when he came across…
HUSBAND : Husband: Did you read the newspaper? As per latest research, it has been found that 15% women take medicines for mental illness. Wife: What's so special about this…
Ever Wondered, why you need to be nice to your kids ?
Ever Wondered : Ever wondered why you need to behave nicely with your kids?? are the one who are going to choose your old age asylum.
This women wanted to go to beauty parlour and asked her husband for money …
Women: This women wanted to look pretty for the wedding in evening, so she asked her husband to give her some money, but what her husband literally fumed her in…
This hooker was on her shift and she screwed it up….
Hooker: a blonde hooker was standing in the corner with her friends, when a prospective client walks up to her and how much. The blonde whispers the price in his…
This husband was shouting at his wife, but you need to read it what happens next….
HUSBAND WIFE a husband was screaming at the top of his voice to his wife, what the hell do you think of yourself, you idiot, fool!! I can do whatever…
An Engineer was unemployed for a long time. He could not find a job so he decided….
Engineer: An Engineer was unemployed for a long time. He could not find a job so he opened a medical clinic and puts a sign up outside: “Get your treatment…
This lady just told the babysitter that she is suspicious about her husband’s affair with…
Babysitter: Mrs. Sandra was almost in tears. "Oh Debbie," she said to her babysitter, "I have reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary." "I…