CHEAT : [more giggles]
This husband promised his wife.. a vacation without him accompanying her. When she was leaving for vacation, he said to her….
honey, I know you are smart, sexy and most charming lady, men are definitely going to move around you, will like to sleep with you and you will also have temptations on your vacation so, I will allow you to cheat on me, but just twice!.
When she returned from vacation, curious..he asked her honey…tell me honestly, did you cheated on me??
YES honey!, but just twice as you allowed me to!. Once with the football team and second time with an orchestra !
Husband fainted !!