HONEYMOON PACKAGE : [more giggles]
Woman goes to travel agent and says, “Please tell me some reasonable HONEYMOON package?”
Agent says, “Sure Mam.., for 5000$ 3N/4D in Bangkok including flight hotel and food.”
Woman replies, “Anything offordable ??”, Agent says, “Paris 3N/4D all inclusive 3000$.”
Woman goes, “Anything much cheaper?”
Agent replies, “Yes Maam, We have one special offer – 10N/11D in London and Paris via Milan, stay in honeymoon suite and complementary chauffeured car. Package is completely free!!!”
Woman is overjoyed and says.. YES YES, I’ll take it, “Awww my god!!! this is an incredible offer, what are the terms and conditions???”
Agent replies.., “In this offer, Husband is from our side!!!