Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese : [more giggles]
A Chinese walks into a bar in America, sits down at the bar and asks the bartender for a whiskey.
On his right was Steven Spielberg, the Chinese, a great fan of SS films, asks for an autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a tight slap and says:
“You, the Chinese people bombed Pearl Harbor, leave me alone.The Chinese was stunned but replied:”It was not the Chinese who bombed Pearl Harbor, but the Japanese.
“Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you are all the same,” replied Spielberg.IMMEDIATLY…Spielberg received two tight slaps from the chinese who yells at him …:
– You sank the Titanic. My ancestors were on that ship …shocked at this accusition, Spielberg replies:- It was an ICEBERG that sank the ship, not me …to which the Chinese replies:- Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg … you all are the same!