Wife : “why are u home so early?”
Hubby : “My boss said go to hell!”
Doctor : How is ur headache ?
Patient : she’s out of town.
No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life:
Because, there is always a better model in neighborhood
Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.
It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!
Whisky is a brilliant invention.
One double and you start feeling single again.